Friday, April 28, 2006

Good Resolutions

I've had this running through my head all morning since reading this headline: U.S.: Resolution under way to address Iran.
UNITED NATIONS (CNN) -- The U.S. ambassador to the United Nations said Friday that the United States will seek a resolution in the Security Council urging Iran to halt its nuclear ambitions.
Here is what I expect will be the reaction:

UN RESOLUTIONS
(with apologies to Joan Jett and the Blackhearts)

I don’t give a damn ’bout your resolutions
You’re living in the past it’s a new revolution
Iran can do what it wants to do and that’s
What It's gonna do
An’ I don’t give a damn ’ bout your resolutions

Oh no not me

An’ I don’t give a damn ’bout your resolutions
Never said I wanted to improve our constitution
An’ I’m only doin’ good
with Uranium
An’ I don’t have to please no one
An’ I don’t give a damn
’bout UN resolutions

Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me

I don’t give a damn
’bout those resolutions
I’ve never been afraid of UN prosecution
An’ I don’t really care
If ya think I’m strange
I ain’t gonna change
An’ I’m never gonna care
’bout UN resolutions

Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me

Missiles boys!

An’ I don’t give a damn
’bout your resolutions
Iran's in trouble
with your institutions
An’ the world can say
What it wants to say
It's no better anyway
So why should I care
’bout a bad resolution anyway
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me

I don’t give a damn ’bout those big resolutions
You’re living in the past
We're a new revolution
An’ I only feel good
Cause I've got no Brain
An’ that’s how I’m gonna stay
An’ I don’t give a damn
’bout UN resolutions

Oh no, not me
Oh no, not
Not me, not me